ONE DARK NIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY,
TWO DEAD BOYS CAME OUT TO PLAY.
BACK TO BACK THEY FACED ONE ANOTHER,
DREW THEIR SWORDS AND SHOT EACH OTHER.
AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE MY STORY'S TRUE,
ASK THE BLIND POLICEMAN. HE SAW IT TOO.
Trivia: Lions can mate more than 50 times a day. Maybe thats why they call him "the King of the Jungle".
Did You Know? The Alpine weta of New Zealand, a large, cricket-like insect, can freeze solid for several months without suffering any ill effects. ( My ex-wife could do it a lot longer)